Lynati’s MiST of Invsi Xavier’s MiST of Goliath 116’s fanfic, “Obsession”   (circa July-Aug 2002)
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“Gargoyles” and all of its original characters were created by Greg Weisman, and are owned by 
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copyright holder. Well, I don’t own them and  I’m not  making any money off them, either, so lease don’t 
sue me. Besides, I have no money anyway, I’m in college.  ART college.
 

Any characters within the MiSTed script are the property of IX9.

Nemesis and Cybele came from my brain; please leave them alone.

 

Author’s note: I’m going to skip writing an intro this time. After completing the actual MiSTing, I feel too ill to put the proper effort into thinking of a clever wrap-around plot. Suffice it to say I decided to do this MiST after the irony of IX9 MiSTing another author’s work damn near made my head explode. If you don’t understand why this is, be blessed that you live in such ignorance.

 

 

Obsession Misted! By Invsi Xavier. 

 

Lynati: shouldn’t that read: “Obsession” Misted by Invsi Xavier?  Or: “Obsession- Misted!” by Invsi Xavier …?

 

Cybele: I think it works well enough. Patience, Lynati, we’ll have more than enough material to work with all too soon, I fear.

 

Obsession Misted!

 

Nemesis: whoever by?

 

By Invsi Xavier (tjarred@hotmail.com)

 

 Nemesis: I never would have guessed!

 

Comments welcome

 

Nemesis: Alright. I think we can find a few things to remark on…we’ll just leave them scattered throughout the fic, okay?

 

Author's Note: the characters depicted herein are mostly the property of the Folks at Disney, and are used here without their authorization. All other characters are the property of me. This is my second attemp at misting.

 

Cybele: It’s a bad sign when the MiSTer doesn’t bother to spell-check, isn’t it?

 

Lynati: He never spell-checked any of his other work, why should this be any different?

 

Note: I have tried to contact the author of Soul Mates

 

Lynati: Susie and Otto Collins?

 

 about misting her fic. But,none of her e-mail addy’s work I just got a undeliverdelable message in my hotmail account. If the author is reading this mist please forgive me

 

Nemesis: Never ask for forgiveness when someone deserves it.

 

Lynati: why not?

 

Nemesis: quiet, freak.

 

I did try everyway possible to contact you. And If you are reading it and don’t like what you see please hit my addy and I’ll remove the story. Which to me was too good to pass up.

 

Lynati: that’s kind of rude, isn’t it? “I’ll take down the work if you like, but I think everyone needs to know how badly you suck.”

 

Nemesis: Funny thing is, you omit any mention of trying to contact Goliath 116 at all, which leads to audience into thinking you acquired HIS permission...and yet when we spoke to him earlier tonight about receiving permission to post this MiST MiST of his work, he was quite unaware that an original Mst3k had been done.

 

Lynati: In fact, he said he’d never even heard of you, Invsi.

 

The scene opens to the new and improved living room setting, which

 

Cybele: we’re offering to you at a 40% discount, if you call within the next twenty minutes.

 

has been upgraded by Serpiente. Unfortunately the vid screen and the couch have now being protected by twin doors.

 

Nemesis: Won’t that make it awfully hard to watch TV, and to sit down?

 

Lynati: I think heavy plastic covers would be more sensible.

 

While all the other rooms have been enlarged and upgraded to more high tech stuff. There also two lights sitting on the kitchen counter.

 

Cybele: Now THAT’S high-tech.

 

The room has been decorated with presidential decorations and such.

 

Nemesis: Just the heads of Carter, Clinton, and Washington’s wooden teeth mounted on the wall.

 

 In the far corner of the room are three desks with some phones on top. At the time no one is in the room.

 

Lynati: It was break time for the volunteers of the MPT donation hotline.

 

A few seconds later some presidential music is being played and Sean Donovan walks on screen.

 

Lynati: Isn’t that the guy who played the lead character in “The Rock”??

 

Nemesis: That was Sean Connery, you moron.

 

Lynati: Be nice, or we’ll go back to the Watsonverse.

 

He is wearing a long sleeve red shirt, a tight white t-shirt, Carpenter pants and boots. His hair is styled into the usual ponytail.

 

Cybele: does putting you hair into a ponytail really count as “styling” it? Sure it’s technically a hairstyle, but does anyone ever go into a salon and ask for a ponytail?

 

"Hello, all everyone welcome back to the LROL." Says Sean as he smiles.

 

"LROL?"

 

Cybele: LOL?

 

says Celine as she walks on screen. Celine is wearing a white tanktop and blue jeans. Her brown hair is tied back with a red ribbon.

 

"Living room of love sweetie."

 

Lynati: Who’s Love Sweetie?

 

Nemesis: Cutie Honey?

 

Says Sean as he kisses her sweetly. He then returns his view back to the camera.

 

Cybele: That view is two days overdue. Your fine must be paid by May 15th, or you won’t graduate.

 

” As you can see our creator took us off probation to mist so I guess we should be happy. While we were on probation Serpiente added a few MST3K elements in here."

 

Nemesis: yes, generally a MiST contains a few elements from MST3K…*rolls her eyes*

 

"As if you couldn't tell the reason why the room is decorated like this is because we are decide go with a presidential theme this time." Says Celine.

 

Nemesis: -dropping to her knees next to the desk.

 

"That's right!" says Akira as he walks on screen. Akira is wearing a red vest with a white shirt and blue jeans. Some sections of his brown hair are braided and red, white and blue beads strung through them. "Election day

 

Nemesis: Erection day? My god, who let the Galateans into office?

 

 is getting closer and closer."

 

Cybele: Can’t be my sibs then. They’d make erection day every day.

 

"You know all this political things has given me an idea." Says Demona

 

Lynati (as Demona): painting you blue and white and then flogging you, after which I’ll run your body up flagpole.

 

as she walks on screen. Demona is wearing one of Vas's shirts and a pair of blue jeans.

"What do you mean by that?" says Akira as he looked at her.

 

Lynati (as Demona): It means I want to kill you and use your corpse as a morbid symbol of my patriotism.

 

"What my mate means is that she has decided to run for president of he LROL." Says Vas as he walks on screen. He is wearing a white shirt and a pair of cargo pants.

 

Sean then laughs. "You running for president of the LROL? That's a laugh!"

 

Lynati: Nice that you know what sound your making.

 

Nemesis: He was just explaining to the rest of the room what he was doing, as his laughter sounds- oddly enough- like the theme music to “Outlanders”.

 

Demona's eyes glow red. "Watch your tongue wolf or I'll rip it out!"

 

Cybele: Now there’s the Demona we’ve all grown to love and fear!

 

Nemesis: Demona’s first act as president of the LROL will be to move out, change the acronym to stand for “locked room of losers “, declare all inhabitants of the “LROL” to be a pest species, and then make it open season on hunting them.

 

Sean's eyes glowed blue as he stared at her. "If you wanna start something just bring it!"

As Demona and Sean struggle to get each other Akira notices the yellow light flashing.

 

Nemesis: They have a crappy fic warning light? Cool.

 

"Oops, we got commercial sign." Says Akira.

 

"We'll be right back." Says Vas as he hits the button.

 

Cybele: Which, unfortunately, turned out to be the self-destruct button…

 

Nemesis: You call that unfortunate? 

 

(Commercials for Nike, Adias and The Truth.)

 

Lynati: Well, that was certainly both sucky and pointless. For a second there, I was hoping we’d get an old-style Saturday Night Live commercial, like for the paradox car. Or the breakfast gravel.

 

As we come back from commercial sign we see Celine standing in between the both of them.)

 

All (boredly): -naked.

 

"Now, hold on you two there will not bad any fighting in here. Besides I think Demona can't be president." Says Celine.

 

"What!?" says Demona and Vas at the same time.

 

Nemesis: Demona can do whatever the hell she wants.

 

"If I remember correctly doesn't Demona need a opponent?" Says Celine.

 

Nemesis: that doesn’t mean she can’t run. It just means she’ll win automatically, y’know, by default.

 

"She's right." Says Vas. "But, who would wanna run against Demona?"

 

Cybele: I bet Elisa would.

 

"I will!" says Sean.

 

"Que?" says Akira as he stared at him.

 

"Listen, I'm not going to let Demona rule the LROL. So, I'll run for Prez" says Sean.

 

Lynati: Demona rules anyway. (At least, that’s what I’m told by my friend with the eight-inch tattoo of her on his chest. Personally, I always thought she was a delusional psychotic bent on self-destruction, because deep down she knew the Wyvern massacre and the loss of her later clans were triggered by her own actions. The fact that she had good intentions and what she thought were their best interests at heart is moot; it still paved the way to the afterlife for all of them.)

 

"Now, wait a minuet."

 

Lynati: it’s rude to interrupt people while they are dancing.

 

 Said Vas before the red light flashes. "Aw, crap Billy Bob Thorton is calling." Says Vas as he hits the button.

 

Lynati (as Vas, crying): He says our screenplay sucked!

 

Serpiente's Home in New Mexico

 

Cybele: No wonder, with a crappy title like that.

 

(Serpiente is sitting there on a chair with two fics in his hands and he is dressed like Uncle Sam.)

 

Nemesis: Stupid country symbol. They could have done far better than that.

 

Cybele: don’t knock Uncle Sam! He’s the U.S. symbol for ass-kicking!

 

Nemesis: I can’t believe they couldn’t come up with something cooler than an old man. Which next presidential candidate is more likely to accept a bribe to change it?

 

"Hold up you guys you can discuss your political choices later. I wanted to do a product exchange with you guys but since you just got off of probation I'll let I slide. But, as of right now you have a fic to mist." Says Serpiente

 

All: fine.

 

LROL

 

Lynati: ROTFL?? It wasn’t THAT funny.

 

The five quippers groan.

 

Cybele: They’re from Arequipa?

 

"So, what is it this time Serpiente?" says Vas.

 

New Mexico

 

Lynati: Yeah, New Mexico has always been a problem for me, too.

 

"It's a double header we have a fic by Goliath 116 and a fic by Krystiana Slinky." Says Serpiente.

 

LROL

 

"Well, what are the names of them?" says Demona.

 

New Mexico

 

Nemesis: I thought only gargoyles were named after places- not gargoyles fan-fics…

 

"Uhhhh, Goliath's is Obsession and Krystina's is Soul Mates. Oh, by the way Krystina's Fic does not come from this website but, from Emanon's fan fic archives. So, uhhh…enjoy!"

 

Lynati: is Emanon’s fic archive that much better quality than the GFS one? *makes mental not to check it out*

 (I bet you think that last line was a typo, don’t you?   –L )

 

Say Serpiente as he zaps the fics to them.

 

LROL

 

 

"WE'VE GOT FANFIC SIGN!!"

 

Lynati: No, you have fan-fics. He sent you scripts, not a sign.

 

everyone yells out as they all run through the pair of large steel doors that open up.

 

Nemesis and Cybele: *turn pleading eyes towards Lynati*

 

Lynati: No.

 

Door 6: It's a giant website window you then use the giant arrow icon to click on the x button to close it.

 

Door 5: It's a Brick wall. Vas freezes it and Demona breaks it.

 

Door 4: It's a castle gate surrounded by a moat.  The gate falls and

misses your feet by inches.

 

Nemesis: …some site-gags just don’t work in the written genre.

 

Door 3: It's Al Gore.

 

Cybele: what should we do if Invsi gets upset about the MiSTs and calls us on the phone to complain?

 

You sneak away while he blabs on.

 

Cybele: Gotcha.

 

Door 2: It's a computer monitor.  Everyone breaks it when they notice that

It's a PC product.

 

Door 1: It's a vault.  The center ring swirls and the door swing open easily.

 

Cybele: *nods* I see their vault is much easier to get into than Mara’s is.  …heh heh heh…

 

Lynati:You know, the likelihood of the DeathMiST coming out before 2005, and thus anyone getting the reference, is about 03%.

 

Everyone is surprised that the living room looks exactly the same.

 

Nemesis: Wait, wait- I thought it was supposed to be all new?

 

Lynati: Why would they be surprised that the room looked exactly the same as they left it? Were painters supposed to make a visit in the 10 seconds they were away?

 

Accept for

 

Lynati:  EXCEPT

 

 the much larger refrigerator and better bathrooms.

 

Nemesis: Maybe they were being delivered, and had to be signed for in order to receive them?

 

Demona and Vas chooses the loveseat while Celine and Sean sits on the couch, and Akira takes a single chair next to them.

 

Cybele: Try to stick to one tense, please.

 

Lynati: Although using proper conjugation might do the trick.

 

 

                                 Obsession

                    by Goliath116 (Goliath116@aol.com)

 

Vas: Shouldn't that be Goliath 3:16?

 

Nemesis: I don’t get it.

 

Lynati: Maybe it’s biblical. Although I don’t recall there being a Book of Goliath.

 

Sean: What would that be?

 

Lynati: *shrugs* one of the psalms, maybe. I don’t go in for religion.

 

Akira: I just screwed Elisa?

 

Cybele: No, that’d be “6: 9”.

 

 

Obsession

 

Demona: (as Ck1 ad) Obsession for the gargess who wants more.

 

Cybele: *makes a face* gargess?

 

Lynati: It’s actually a quite common term in fanfic for female gargoyles. It gets a by. If anything should be ridiculed, it’s the idea of Demona imitating a CK1 ad.

 

Created& Written by Goliath116

 

This is my 9th fanfic piece, please let me know what you think,

thankyou. Please feel free to E-Mail me at Goliath116@aol.com

 

Lynati: *snaps her fingers* that’s his e-address! I’d lost it… *writes it down*

 

Cybele: You know him?

Lynati: Yeah, he was in the group I hung out with at the last two Gatherings. Cool guy. I’m not sure if I’ve read anything of his; my fanfic rating list is back in Missouri.

 

Warning: Mature Content

 

Demona: Good now

 

Nemesis: Hell, mature content is good anytime.

 

we want have

 

Nemesis (as Faith, from “Buffy”) :  take.

 

to hear Sean’s whining about keeping it clean.

Sean: (growls)

 

Disclaimer: Disney owns the Gargoyles, I merley create theses stories for fun, for others to read, I do hope you enjoy reading these stories.

 

 

    Fire is my creation

 

Cybele: But Prometheus was the first to give it to mankind. So he gets all the credit.

 

Celine: (as Frankenstein) Fire Bad!

 

Lynati (as Buffy) : Tree pretty.

 

All: WTF?

 

Nemesis: I guess they didn’t see that episode.

  --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

 

Vas: Line up trooper’s time for inspection.

 

Roars filled the Evening Sky as the Clan awoke from their stone

hibernation, roars filled the night air.

 

Sean: So they roared twice?

 

Cybele: Apparently.

 

Akira: They must have Bad memories.

 

Lynati: Might have been an error during edits.

 

Celine: Watch the nitpicking!

 

 Goliath turned to Hudson,

 

Lynati: Hudson is a “nitpicking” now?

 

Demona: --And gutted him like a fish.

 

Nemesis: No no. It should be Hudson gutting Goliath, and that riff should go at a time when it mentions Hudson’s sword.

 

"I am going on patrol old friend, since Elisa is on duty right now,"

 

Hudson nodded, Hudson and the Clan leapt down from their parapets, already talking about the special that was on the television tonight.Goliath uncaped his wings and leapt into the night, catching an updraft, Goliath headed north, he was gliding on the updraft,

 

Nemesis: umm…Lynati…this friend of yours…is the period button broken on their keyboard?

 

Lynati: I don’t think so. Look, there’s a period in the middle of that last sentence.

 

Nemesis: shouldn’t the period go at the end of a sentence?

 

Lynati: you would think so, wouldn’t you?

 

Cybele: @.@ All those commas are making me dizzy.

 

Vas: So he glided twice twice?! (snorts)

 

Lynati: you already used that riff.

 

Demona: Calm down Vas.

 

Nemesis: okay. *pulls out a syringe full of sedatives, and jabs it into Vas’s arm*

 

when a scream rang out.

 

Nemesis: Well, needles hurt.

 

Goliath looked down, spotted a van speeding along a secluded road.

 

Sean: Alright so he saw a screaming Van?

 

Lynati: *nods* Yeah, I can see how that riff works. It’s not very funny since the sentence is well-written enough that the audience themselves won’t think that the van is necessarily screaming…but it works.

 

Celine: (sighs) I see keeping you in line is not going to be easy.

 

Cybele: *sighs* you guys really suck at this, don’t you?

 

Akira: (smiles) It ain't our fault.

 

Goliath could hear the cries eminating from inside the boxed half of that van,

 

Nemesis: I bet a box that big would make a great toy for the kids…

 

Cybele: Which kids?

 

Lynati: any kids with imagination. Ask Calvin and Hobbes.

 

 Goliath growled, caped his wings, landed on top of the van, Goliath raised a taloned hand and leaned over the drivers window, smashed through it.

 

Cybele: A perfectly good situation to make fun of a run-on sentence, and you pass it up? What kind of MiSTing crew are you?

 

Nemesis: Invsi’s kind, of course.

 

The man inside took one look at Goliath and screamed," What the Fuck is that??!!" The passenger took one look, opened the door, hits the ground and started running.

 

Nemesis: The author of the original version of this MiST took a walk last week to the local 7-11-

 

Vas: --Where he was hit by a speeding car instantly killing him.

 

Nemesis (feigned horror): You shouldn’t say such things about your author!

 

Demona: (as Driver) Dumb-ass you're supposed to wait until I stop the van before you run.

 

Goliath growled, reached inside the shattered window and grabbed the man and dragged him out of the window not so gently, he tossed the man onto the grassy hill they had just passed, the van slowly glided to a stop with no one driving and came to a rest on the curb.

 

Cybele: So the van had been speeding along at- what, five miles an hour?

 

Vas: The comma’s the comma’s.

 

Lynati: -are a type of punctuation which you seem to be unfamiliar with. As are exclamation points, apparently.

Cybele : What do you think of your author forcing you to do MiSTs?

 

Celine: (sings) This is the sentence that never ends.

 

Nemesis: Tell me about it. I’d almost prefer to be in jail to MiSTs. Lynati, if I kill someone,

 

Lynati: -I’ll start doing MiSTs every night, and make you the sole participant.

 

Nemesis: O.O   *sets down Sasha*

 

Goliath leaped off the roof and ripped off the doors and looked inside, his eyes went wide with curiousity.

 

Sean: (as Goliath) Wow a van and It's all mine!

 

Lynati: *giggles* That’s pretty good. Only, the author said “with curiosity”, and your riff doesn’t sound like something a curious person would say.

 

Crouched in the back of the van, two bright eyes glowed back at him,

 

Nemesis: What is the sight of two eyes crouching, anyway?

 

Akira: (as Goliath) Please turn off your headlights.

 

Goliath frowned when he saw it was chained to the wall, Goliath reached in and broke the chains.

 

Akira: Man, Goliath must have some arm length.

Celine: Goliath has the incredible extend-o arm!

 

Lynati: *stares* you are making fun of Goliath’s reach, when most humans can easily reach the inside wall of a van when standing in its doorway? Why not make fun of the fact that the author has set up a scene in which a pair of eyeballs appear to be chained up?

 

"It's alright" Goliath said softly, "I will not harm you, please come out," Goliath extended his taloned hand into the darkness, the creature hesisitantly placed it hand in his,

 

Nemesis: Oooh, it has a hand, too!

 

Cybele: Which eye is it growing out of?

 

Vas: (as Goliath looking at the hand) Aaaah!

 

Goliath smiled "That's right..just a little further" he pulled the creatures hand

 

Nemesis: -further into his loincloth.

 

out with his own. Goliath gasped when the bright moonlight revealed the hand of the creature's whom he was holding, for it t'was not fingers that he had origionally thought he held, it t'was instead

 

Sean: --A hook

 

Nemesis: Hey Celine, what does your author deserve?

 

Celine: --A knife.

Vas: (As Cartman) No, a piece a celery.

 

Lynati: *giggles* Now, THAT was a funny riff in context of the bit you were working with.

Cybele: *hands Invsi a stalk of celery*

 

talons in which he held in his taloned hand instead.

 

Vas: You know somewhere that sentence repeats itself.

Celine: Cool it Vas.

 

Cybele (As Celine) : Shhh! You can’t riff that, our author does the same thing!

 

The figure raised it's head,looked at Goliath, then stepped of the

darkness, Goliath took a step back to allow the figure room to step out of the van, it stepped out slowly, yet gracefully, it raised it's head and smiled at him warmly. Goliath gasped, there standing before him was the most beautiful female Gargoyle that he had ever seen.

 

Sean&Vas: (looks at their respective mates)

 

Cybele: (wishing they looked as good as the new gargoyle)

 

--and how!

 

Celine&Demona: (blush and smile)

 

Nemesis (as Celine and Demona, still smiling): Guess who’s sleeping on the couch tonight!

 

Akira: (grumbles)

 

Cybele (as Akira): so much for my weekly menage-a-toi.

 

The female Gargoyle realized that Goliath was staring intensely at her

 

Akira: Yeah, there called breasts Goliath can you say that?

 

Nemesis: *rolls her eyes* just insert the word “breasts”, and leave it at that.

 

Lynati: Because unless you do, the sentence itself does not insinuate that Goliath is looking at her breasts, and thus your riff is as lame as a three-legged dog.

 

And blushed, he could not seem to tear his eyes away from her, she was so stunning.

 

Upon further observation, Goliath estimated she was about 6' 0"tall,

her skin was red in color, she had white hair that cascaded down her

back,

 

Nemesis: *narrows her eyes* she doesn’t happen to have a beak, does she?

 

Goliath stared at her, unable to look away. The female stared

back at him with a flirtatious manner, her eyes slowly drifting up and down his body, Goliath blushed, and realized she was staring at him as well, he raised his eyes

 

Sean: How can someone raise there eyes?

 

Lynati: you obviously are unfamiliar with figurative language. “Raising one’s eyes” is a common metaphor-thingy for raising one’s GAZE, ie, the direction you are looking. Hmmm…I guess you were right about him staring at her tits, though. But the point you gain for that is lost because you used the word “there” instead of “their”.

 

Demona: (motherly) Oh, ain't these eyes so sweet cocchie-koo…aww you have gotten so big!

 

and looked at her eyes, his eyes drifting up and down his body.

 

Lynati: Eeew! Is THAT ever an image for a Stephen King novel.

 

Celine: Unfortunately they were staring her so hard that car drove by and hit him.

 

Cybele: “that” car?? What car? 

Nemesis: And it can’t both have “drove by” AND “hit him”. Drove up and hit him perhaps, drove by and broadsided him in passing maybe…but “driving by” indicates that he passed him without incident. Unless it was a drive-by shooting.

 

Lynati: And didn’t the author describe the road as “secluded”, indicating that perhaps there were not many other cars likely to pass down it?

 

Akira: (makes the sound of screeching breaks)

Demona: (As Pissed off driver) Get outta the road nut job!

 

Goliath extended his taloned hand. "I am Goliath", the female Gargoyle

 

Lynati: *snicker* yeah, yeah, I know the quotation marks are just fine, but it’s still funny if you slip in a sentence break right there…

 

lowered her head and looked at Goliath's outstretched talons, she raised her head, then looked at Goliath, she stepped to him, wrapped her arms around him quickly, lowered her lips

 

Lynati: Now, correct me if I am wrong, but as she is six feet tall and Goliath is SEVEN feet tall, shouldn’t she have to raise her face and mouth in order to kiss him?

 

Cybele: Hey Vas, where’s Invsi Xavier right now?

 

Vas: Going down, next stop Goliath's Nether regions.

 

Cybele: *smirk*

 

to his and gave him a passionate kiss. Goliath opened his eyes wide, the female Gargoyle grinned, leaned in and whispered in his ear, "Thank you for saving me."

 

"T'was not a problem, Gargoyles Protect"

 

Sean: --There cookies.

 

Nemesis: THEIR cookies. Too bad, that one would have been funny otherwise.

 

Cybele: and Vas…what did you say when you learned of your author’s current whereabouts?

 

Vas: (groans) Not again!

 

Goliath replied, the female grinned she raised her head, continued to watch this hot looking Male Gargoyle that had come to her rescue. Goliath raises his head, his body tensed, it was almost dawn,

 

Cybele: and what will Goliath say when Invsi leaves his- heh heh- “nether regions”?

 

All: So soon?!

 

Nemesis: I see you’ve all had experience with this.

 

Vas: (As Goliath) Damn, Day-light savings next time I'm wearing a watch.

 

Lynati: “daylight”. No capitalization and no hyphenation.

 

he turned towards the female, "I must return to my Castle and Clan" Goliath leaned forwards, gripped the females hand, raised her hand to his lips, kissed it gently, he lowered her hand, "I bid you good luck" Goliath uncaped his wings, leapt into the night,

 

Vas: Wait a minuet so he saves one of his own? Then leaves?!

 

Cybele: She’s not “one of his own”. I agree that it is unlikely that he’d pass up the chance to bring a female into the clan though, seeing as they have two adolescent males who are without any viable dating options at present. But she’s not yet part of the clan.

 

Nemesis: and how long does it take to dance a minuet anyway? Am I looking at a five-minute wait, our a half-an hour? Or is it variable, like, you can dance it as long as you have the energy to?

 

Celine: Probably Fire has to sign out a Job application.

 

Nemesis: Who’s Fire?

 

Lynati: Probably the new gargoyle. Her name hasn’t been mentioned yet, although it is the name of Goliath116’s original character in the fic.

 

little did Goliath know that the female Gargoyle had leapt into the air, and was following behind him, hidden, but in persuit of him.

 

Cybele : *sighs* “little did Goliath know that the female gargoyle had followed him into the air, and was now pursuing him.”  The fact that her pursuit is unnoticed was (likely due to her keeping herself hidden from view) already indicated by the opening of the sentence.

 

Sean: Really? I thought Goliath would at least invite her back to the castle and show her the clan and everything.

 

Lynati: I think Goliath is smarter than to invite ANY stranger, no matter how attractive, back to the castle before first learning of and then validating their origins.  I mean, now that “the reckoning” happened and Sevarius has a record of all the clan member’s DNA on file, it can’t be too hard for him to make a clone that doesn’t look like any single one of the clan, and make her as bad as Thailog.

 

Goliath folded his wings, landed back in the courtyard of Wyvern just as the Clan was coming out for a good day's sleep, Hudson smiled when he saw Goliath, "How did patrol go Lad??"

 

Akira: (As Hudson) Especially since this night went so quick.

 

Lynati: I don’t understand the point of that riff. What are you making fun of?

 

Goliath smiled "It went just fine Hudson"

 

Demona: (As Goliath) Just saved another one of my kind and left her out to die. No biggies.

 

Lynati: *raises her eyebrow* “left her out to die??” he didn’t leave her chained in the van, for Christ’s sake.

 

Cybele: yeah, it’s not like her left her injured among a group of the Quarrybastards. He set her free and left her. Not the most intelligent or IC of actions for Goliath, but she wasn’t in any danger. *mutters* Dumb ass.

 

Goliath noticed the sun was about to rise, Goliath turnedto the Clan:: "Take your places, the sun is about to rise"

 

Akira: Goliath surely likes to state the obvious.

 

Nemesis: Surely, he does.

 

Goliath leapt up to the top parapet, knelt facing the the city as the sun was almost upon them. Little did Goliath know that the female Gargoyle was watching him from a few buildings away,

 

Lynati: I doubt it. The castle is Weisman-only-knows how many stories above any other building in Manhattan.

 

she stared at him with a burning passion in her eyes,

 

All: (Singing) I got a feeling someone's watching me…

 

the sun rose. She murmured to herself, "Soon he will be mine" The sun rose, freezing them in stone hibernation, on the face of the female, a big sensious smile resided on her face.

 

Nemesis: “Sensious” ?  Nanda?

 

The next evening as the sun sunk slowly below the clouds, the night filled with roars as the Gargoyles emerged from their stone hibernation,

 

Vas: Let's hope that the sun actually stays up longer than a few scenes.

 

Lynati: *gives Vas a funny look*  The sun already went down. And why would you want more day scenes? The most interesting parts of the plot happen at night, when the gargoyles are, you know, AWAKE.

 

the female awoke still staring at Goliath from where she was with her eyes burning with passion, that same sensious smile upon  her face, she watched Goliath from were he stood, Goliath stood,

 

Sean: So he stood twice? Is that physical possible?

 

Nemesis: Sure, if he squatted down.

 

Akira: (as Goliath) I stood and I stood again.

 

Cybele: Umm, you guys do realize that was most likely a typo; “watching Goliath from where SHE stood”. You could have made a little joke about her being a hermaphrodite or something. Or a transvestite!

 

He leapt down from his parapet, he turned to face the clan "I am going on patrol again this night if any of you would care to accompany me"

 

None of the Clan responded Goliath nodded slightly "Very well"

 

Cybele (as Goliath): I see you all are still not speaking to me over that hospital incident the other night. But I stand by my choice; colon cancer IS a very real danger, and I will not lose a single clan-member to it.

 

Akira: I see the clan is a bunch of mimes now.

 

Lynati: He said they didn’t respond. He didn’t say they responded while all waving him away. Being silent does not necessarily mean that a person is a graduate of mime school.

 

Vas: Accept for Hudson he failed school.

 

Lynati: EXCEPT. The word is EXCEPT.

 

Goliath spread his wings, leapt into air, the warm night air filling his wings.

 

Demona:--Until they exploded and he was sent plummeting to his death.

 

All: *applaud* finally, a funny, non-OOC callback!

 

The female watched Goliath leap into the night from her vantagepoint, she spread her wings, leapt after him. Goliath drifted on the crosswinds for a while, a human scream echoed off the night

 

Sean: (as Goliath) Everyone's out having sex but, me Damnit!

 

Cybele: now, THAT one was just plain stupid.

 

Lynati: *narrows her eyes* say, Invsi, do you post a lot in Ask Greg? Maybe under several different names?

 

air, Goliath lowered his head, Goliath growled when he saw what was  happening.

 

Celine: He must of saw the ratings for TGC.

Akira: Damn it! Stop that!

 

Nemesis: …YOU ARE HERE FOR A MiST! ie, FOR THE EXPRESS PURPOSE OF MAKING FUN OF THE WRITING! WHAT THE FUCK IS HE SUPPOSED TO STOP DOING?? Besides, everyone knows that the Chronicles sucked ass.

 

On top of the Nightstone building Demona had a human in her talons.

 

All: (Monotone) As Usual.

 

Lynati: Has Demona ever been shown standing on top of the Nightstone building with a human in her talons?

 

Nemesis: No.

 

Lynati: Didn’t think so. Obviously. Someone needs to rewatch the episode “the mirror” to make sure their fanfic actually meshes with the fic they are writing!

 

Nemesis: Umm, Lyn, that’s YOU.

 

Lynati: yeah. *sigh* I miss my tapes. I can’t wait to get back to school and my research files.

 

The human screamed for help, Demona raised her head, smirked at the

human "I have had enough of your whimpering and whining, with that she threw the human off the roof of the NightStone building. Goliath folded his wings, glided down and caught the human, he spread his wings, touched down gently landed,

 

Cybele: So Demona’s doing monologues now?

 

Vas: He either gently touched down or he landed make up your fucking mind!

 

Lynati: no, he could have “touched down, landing gently”. The grammar of the sentence is at fault, not the content.

 

Goliath knelt, set the human down gently on the grass, he spread his wings, leapt up, caught an updraft, Goliath angled his approach, caught a crosswind, glided up to the roof, Demona

 

Lynati: That’s a lot of actions to do in a single sentence. Goliath must be getting really tired. 

 

Akira: (deadpan) Where he fought, kicked, punched and roundhoused a tree.

 

Nemesis: I thought only you did that.

 

had her back turned to him.

 

Lynati: Do you think your writer is a hack?

 

Sean: (opens his mouth)

Demona: (glares)

Sean: Never mind.

 

Cybele: Don’t let your hack writer get away with making that bitch bully you! Tell us what you really think.

 

Goliath growled deeply, caped his wings, tackled Demona from behind,

Demona hissed, turned her head to see who had dared attack her, Demona saw it was Goliath and hissed,her eyes blazing red like the embers of hellfire,

 

Lynati: *winces* hellfire, yes. Embers of hell, maybe. But not “embers of hellfire”.

 

"YOU!!!" she kicked upwards, flipped him off her, Goliath landed on the pavement back down,

 

Vas: So she tossed him off the side of the building?

Demona: I wish.

 

Nemesis: That goes without saying.

 

the wind being knocked from his lungs, he stood, staggered. Demona snarled, pulled her laser rifle,

 

Sean: Which just magically appeared.

 

Lynati: Actually, since we can’t see what happened in this scene other than what the author intimates to us, and he didn’t describe what Demona was wearing or mention her hands were empty, there is no way to know that she DIDN’T have a laser rifle in-hand or strapped to her back.

 

Vas: Laser rifles never leave home without one.

 

Cybele: Yeah, unless they grow feet. Then they could move without one’s intervention.

 

fired, a red beam of protons sliced through Goliath's mid- section, Goliath grunted as the laser rifle cut throught him.

 

Akira: (sternly) Yes, it’s double the action week on gargoyles.

 

Cybele: Well, Toon Disney has been playing gargoyles eps back to back at both 11am and 11pm…

 

Lynati: and 4 am.

 

Nemesis: Nyquil not working, eh?

 

Lynati: Shush.

 

Demona was sprayed by Goliath's warm blood, he sank down to his knees, a tital wave of blackness consumed him, he collapsed in front of Demona, Demona laughed, she lowered the barrel of the laser rifle, she pressed the cold barrel to Goliath's head. Shehad her talons on the trigger, her hearing detected a battle cry she had never heard before.

 

Sean: If it's Rush Limbaugh I'm outta here.

 

Lynati: I’ve never heard Rush Limbaugh give a battle cry...

 

Cybele: Maybe that’s why it’s unfamiliar.

 

Demona whirled just in time to see something drop from the sky.

 

Nemesis: Gonzo?

 

Cybele: A sheep?

 

Lynati: Notice they do not fly, so much as plummet…

 

She felt a cool breeze blow by her as the object glided past her,

 

Demona: What is this?! This fic is starting get to me with all these people doing the same actions at the same time.

 

Lynati: Only starting to?

 

Demona heard a metallic screech, she lowered her head, her laser rifle had just been slashed in half.

 

Demona raised her head to the sky, was startled when she saw anotherfemale Gargoyle land on the roof beside Goliath,the female bared herfangs, hissed at her.

 

Vas: Oh Cat fight, cat fight…

Akira: (as Austin Powers) Saucer of milk…

 

Demona tried to identify this new Gargoyle could not,

 

Nemesis (conspiratorially): it’s Brooklyn in drag.

 

"I could take care of her easily" Demona thought "I do not know however, if she has kin in this particular area though" Demona,

 

Celine: Is it me

 

Nemesis: I don’t think so.

 

or is Demona seriously OOC?

 

Lynati: Not in that scene. Demona thinks she can take out a potential enemy, but is worried about the girl’s clan finding out. She doesn’t want to offend any gargoyle clan, especially if they’re local. She doesn’t want to give anyone a reason to ally with Goliath’s clan.

 

Nemesis: whereas, I think Invsi Xavier has written her OOC in every work he’s done.

 

Sean: You ain't the only one hun.

 

Nemesis: You see? Even his own head-people agree.

 

Turned towards the female, hissed, spread her wings, launched herself into the air, her screaming battle cry echoing on the night wind,

 

Akira: That's it I'm getting something to eat you guys want anything?

 

 Cybele: You’re stopping the MiST in the middle of, not just a fight scene, an individual attack?

 

Rest: (gives orders)

Akira: and away we go.

 

Cybele: Hey, that wasn’t a break at all!

 

the female Gargoyle gaze lowered to look at Goliath's injuries, with a worried look on her face, she lifted Goliath onto her back, spread her wings and leapt into the night.

 

Sean: And hopefully out of this fic.

 

Nemesis: Amen to that. I don’t which is worse- the original fic, or the MiST you guys have been doing of it.

 

Lynati: The MiST. By far. 

 

The female folded her wings, walked inside the abandoned warehouse that she was staying in.

 

All: *Cheer loudly*  

 

Lynati: Yay for abandoned warehouses!!!

 

She knelt and set Goliath down gently, Goliath groaned, his eyes flickered open for a moment, he looked up, confused and disoriented "Where am I??"

 

Demona: Hell where else would you be?

 

Lynati: Fuck but I don’t know.

 

 The female replied softly, "A safe place, Goliath swallowed painfully, "I never did ask you your name,"

 

the female Gargoyle smiled down at him and replied, "My name is Fire,"

 

Sean: (as Frankenstein) Fire Bad!

 

Lynati: Unoriginality bad!

 

the female replied, Goliath nodded his head weakly as the dark blackness claimed him again.

 

Nemesis (as the dark blackness) : I call Goliath!

 

Cybele (as the other blacknesses): Aww, you ALWAYS get first pick!

 

The female shuddered, every word he spoke caused her blood to boil,

she lowered her gaze to his lips, "I wonder.."

 

Cybele (singing): I wa-wa-wa-wonder…why…why-why-why-why-why, she makes us stay, and I wonder, how we’ll make her pay…our author’s gonna pay…gu-gu-gu-gu-gonna pay…!

 

Nemesis: *grins approvingly*

 

Lynati: …

 

Celine: (as Fire) Hmmmm, Sixteen Inches Eh?

Sean: Hey!

Celine: Sorry.

 

she thought, she lowered her head and pressed her lips gently against the

 

Sean: Cat?

Demona: Wood?

Vas: Ground?

 

Cybele and Nemesis: Wood.

 

Lynati: *rolls her eyes*

 

sensation caused her to groan softly, she lifted her talons and pressed them again Goliath's chest, she traced them over his smooth, hard chest,

 

Demona: --and what a mighty chest indeed it was made of silver.

Vas: I've seen better chest's

 

Lynati: CHESTS. The “s” is there to pluralize the word “chest”, not to indicate the chest has ownership of something.

 

at a Strip Club.

 

All: (stare at him)

 

Cybele: You’ve been keeping your habit of attending male strip clubs a secret, haven’t you, Vas?

 

Vas: (sweatdrops) Or so I heard….

 

Nemesis: Too late- you fucked up, bitch!

 

Fire closed her eyes, her breathing increased, she was starting to get very excited,Fire cursed herself for thinking of those feelings at a time like this,she leaned down, cleaned and bandaged all of Goliath's wounds, she lifted her head, the sun was almost up, "Oh well,"besides, she thought There will be plenty of time for arousal later".

 

Nemesis: *mutters under her breath at length about the difficulties of sunrise in gargoyle-vampiric being marital relations, and the issues she’s had with it*

 

All: Yay!

 

Nemesis: Fuck you! Don’t make fun of my difficulties! Like none of you’ve ever lost pulse and respiration mid-coitus, or had your lover turn to stone three seconds before you reached orgasm during oral! *Glares*

 

A grin crossed her lips as the sun rose, turning both Goliath and Fire to stone, the sun caught Fire with a smile on her face and her hand on Goliath's cheek.

 

Celine: Um…… what cheek?

Akira: (coming back with food) His Butt Cheek in Fire's case.

Vas: Is it me? Or don't you think no one in Goliath's clan gives a damn about him. I mean he has been gone for a whole night.

 

Nemesis: He’s the leader. It’s his prerogative. Besides, for all we know they’ve been out looking for him. We’ll see what they say in their next scene. But this fic is obvious centric on Goliath, Fire, and Elisa, with the rest of the cast as background. Like how Broadway had the starring role in “deadly force”, or Lex and Goliath and the Pack in “thrill of the hunt”.

 

Cybele: What have your authors been doing that makes them think they are funny?

 

Demona: They’re probably getting high or something.

 

Lynati: I resent that.

 

The next evening, roars split the air as Goliath and Fire both emergedfrom their stone hibernation, Goliath sat up, felt something warm on his cheek.

 

Cybele: so he came when he woke up again, eh?

 

Demona: (opens her mouth)

 

All: *stare horrified*

 

Vas: (kisses her) Don't say it hun.

 

Lynati: Phew! she’d opened her mouth to SAY something.

 

All: *look relieved*

 

Fire looked down discovered that her hand was still on Goliath's cheek, her own cheeks flushed brightly, she quickly removed

 

Nemesis : -her clothes

 

her hand,

 

All: that, too.

 

Goliath stood up, turned his head to face Fire, he spoke gently "Thank you for helping me the other night".

 

Nemesis (as Fire): pshaw, tweren’t nuthin’.

 

Goliath lowered his right hand, grasped her taloned hand, brought her hand gently to his lips, kisses her hand gently, "Thank you again for risking your life to save my own"

 

Sean: (blinks blankly) What did she do to save him the first time?

 

Cybele: *blinks back at Sean* He said “thank you again for risking your life…”, you yak-cheese-brained buffoon. Not “thank you for risking your life again”. He’s thanking her multiple times for the rescue, not thanking her for multiple rescues.

 

Nemesis: *shoots a spitball at Invsi Xavier, attempting to hit him in the eye*  Piz'dzielec!

 

,Fire felt her cheeks blush a deep crimson, Goliath raised his head "Would you like to meet the rest of the Clan," Fire smiled "I would be honored Goliath"

 

Akira: (as Fire) But, we could have done that night ago you prick.

 

Lynati (as Goliath): But last night I didn’t know for certain that you were trustworthy.

 

Goliath reached down and took her hand in his, togther they walked out of the factory hand in hand, they spread their wings and leapt into the night air,

 

Sean: When they were hit by a low flying Jet….

Celine: Fly the friendly skies my tail!

 

Nemesis: Doesn’t the rest of your body need to go, too?

 

When Castle Wyvern was in sight, Goliath pointed to it, Fire nodded,

 

Demona: (as Fire) Yes, Goliath it's a building. Next Week we will work on national landmarks.

 

Cybele: Maybe you all should work on your punctuation and what constitutes proper capitalization instead. I’ve noticed many instances in this MiST were you seem to be having difficulties.

 

they caped their wings and landed in the courtyard. When they landed,Hudson rushed forward,

 

Sean:--into a wall.

 

Lynati (as Hudson) : D’oh!

 

"Lad, we were worried about you, are ye alright??" Goliath smiled at Hudson

 

Lynati: See? They were worried about him.

 

"Aye, I am fine Hudson" Goliath called the clan out to the courtyard

 

"Everyone, Goliath announced, this is Fire, she saved my life last night" Fire stepped out of the shadows,

 

Brooklyn and Broadway's jaw's both dropped.

 

Vas:--and shattered on the floor.

 

Nemesis: Broadway always did have a jaw of glass.

 

Brooklyn, Broadway both stepped forward and introduced themselves to Fire,

 

Akira: --As Twittle-Dumb and Twittle Dumber.

 

Lynati: That’s “Tweedle”, and those titles belong, a la Amy K. Cyrway, to Brentwood and Hollywood. With Burbank as “…Tweedle-braindead”.

 

Cybele: Can’t you go one MiST without bringing that poor author’s name up, or some reference to her work?

 

Lynati (brightly): Nope! See, me and Aaron, we have this theory...about using the fandom subconscious in reverse...that if we make enough references to her work in MiSTS, and write enough filk, it will bring her back to the fandom.

 

Cybele: Umm...Lyn...I don’t think simply seeing the work of a pair of fans, no matter how devoted, would be enough to-

Lynati: that’s the beauty of it! She never has to see it. It’s simply a way to focus our wills- it is like *prayer*. We do enough if it, and the reminder will flow through the web of the fandom unconscious to the gargs-centered part of her brain and get her interested in writing gargs fic again.

 

Nemesis and Cybele: *STARE*

 

Nemesis: THAT’S- THAT’S UTTERLY DELUSIONAL!! WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU TWO??

 

Lynati: It’ll work! It has to! It- It’s the only thing we can do...

 

Cybele: Look, Lynati, not to burst your bubble, but if this writer does come back, I’m sure it’ll be of her own accord, and will have nothing to do with this “fandom subconscious” theory.

 

Lynati: *sulks*

 

Nemesis: besides, hasn’t it been four years since she lasted posted a gargs fic?

 

Lynati: *sulks more*

 

Nemesis: even her friends say she’s unlikely to go back to-

 

Lynati: DON’T SAY IT!! GOONIES NEVER SAY DIE!!!

 

Cybele: You’re not a Goonie, and-

 

Lynati: You’re depressing me with your logic. Let’s just go back to the MiST.

 

Nemesis: Make me.

 

Lynati: I’ll makes a deal with you. We won’t do the “second half” of the MiST, Ms. Slinky’s story, until Cyrway posts another gargs fic, okay? But you have to help me finish this Goliath 116 one.

 

Nemesis: and no other MiSTs after this?

 

Lynati: *shakes her head* That’s pushing it. But until The One returns, no more Invsi

Xavier related MiSTs.

 

Nemesis and Cybele: Deal!     

 

(Both, under their breath) : sucker!

 

Lynati: we now return you to our normal MiSTing fun...

 

Lexington,Brooklyn and Broadway both looked awestruck at the presence of this new female, they both noticed however that Fire's attention was completley on Goliath, she only glanced at them once,

 

Nemesis: if she glanced at them once, then her attention wasn’t *completely* on Goliath, now was it?

 

the rest of the time she stared at Goliath intensely.

 

Goliath turned to Fire

 

Akira:--and punched her dead in the face.

 

Lynati (as Fire) : OWW! Whatcha do that for, you asshole?

 

"Is there anything I can do to repay you for saving my life??"

 

Lynati (as Goliath): How good are you at housework?

 

All: (look around whistling)

 

Nemesis: She wasn’t asking YOU. You know, I myself am pretty good at cleaning house…

 

Lynati: Hush.

 

Nemesis: hmph.

 

Lynati: We’ll discuss it later.

 

Nemesis:   ^_^

 

Fire smirked "I thought you would never ask" Fire stepped up to Goliath, threw her arms around him,

 

Celine: --And beat him senseless with them.

 

Nemesis: Kinda hard to beat him senseless with her arms around him, ne? Why not have said she tried to strangle him, or crush him, or had cybernetic spikes leap out the sides of her arms, puncturing many of his vital organs and arteries?

 

whispered in his ear, "Being close to you is all I need for repayment" Fire leaned in close to Goliath's face, purred in his ear,

 

Cybele (with bad Romanian accent): I vant to suck your blud.

 

Vas: GAH! Fire is actually Cagney run away!

 

All: …

 

Goliath blined,

 

Nemesis (as Goliath): My eyes! My eyes!

 

stepped back startled he looked into her eyes, saw but passion for him blazing,

 

Cybele: Yeah, Goliath’s got a nice ass, doesn’t he?

 

 she leaned forward pressing her lips against his.

 

Cybele: Damn, Aaron and Mara did a Lina Inverse fishman kiss riff in their last MiST, didn’t they?

 

Nemesis: *nods*  We need a new one. Hey, what about that Mummy-girl that sucked out souls in that one episode of Buffy?

 

Lynati: give it up, guys, we’ve already missed the cue for it.

 

Cybele and Nemesis: *both nod* good call.

 

Elisa had arrived at the Eyrie building before Goliath and Fire had arrived,

 

Lynati: cut the last “arrived”, it’s unnecessary.

 

Elisa looked to the elevator, then to the stairs, "Well Maza, you need the exercise anyway"

 

Cybele: *sighs* fine, fine. “yeah, fatass, climb them stairs!”

 

Vas: As if Goliath didn't give her enough exerscise already ifyouknowwhatimean

 

Nemesis: No, I’m not sure I do. Can you be a bit more detailed? Did it involve, say, being naked, and maybe a nice Chianti?

 

she boded for the stairs,

 

Lynati: *shakes her head* this does not bode well.

 

she stepped out in the courtyard just as Fire was in the process of kissing Goliath.

 

All: *giant anime sweatdrop* Please don’t let this turn into a menage a toi, please don’t let this turn into a menage a toi…

 

"Hi guys," Elisa raised her head, what she saw brought tears to her eyes,

 

Lynati (as Kaz Takagi): It’s so beautiful!

 

a beautiful female Gargoyle had her talons around Goliath's neck, kissing him, the Female Gargoyle turned her head, looked at Elisa and released her hold on Goliath's neck, she snarled at Elisa and leapt towards her.

 

Sean: (scratches his head) For what reason? All she said was hi!

 

Nemesis (stiffly): Some girls really HATE it when people interrupt their foreplay. The whole mood is ruined, you have to wait another two weeks before things “feel right” again…

 

Elisa gasped and took a step back, strong arms grabbed the female around her stomach, pulled her back.

 

Cybele: Ow! A pulled back is one of the most painful non-mutilation injuries you can get!

 

Nemesis: What, the 180 floor walk up the stairs wasn’t enough of a warm-up for her?

 

"NO!!" Goliath growled, Goliath released his grip upon Fire and stepped to Elisa, wrapped his arms

around her, hugging her tightly, Goliath lowered his head and looked at Elisa with concerned eyes

 

"Are you alright??" Elisa nodded, lowered hereyes, focused a wary glance at the female Gargoyle.

 

Sean: (as Elisa) Besides Pyscho-Bitch over there attacking me I'm just fine.

 

Nemesis: fucking moron male! Don’t you know ANYTHING?! She just walked in on her man making out with an unfamiliar female! Of COURSE she’s not alright! *glares*

 

Cybele: At least it wasn’t her sister…

 

Goliath glanced at female, "Perhaps I should introduce you two to each other" "Elisa, this is Fire," "Fire, meet Elisa Maza." They nodded at each other wearily, Goiliathglanced towards the sky, he saw that dawn was approaching,

 

All: No shit!

 

Lynati: *glances at the sky* Nope! My looking up didn’t make the sun rise. It is still night here. And the writer didn’t mention it being close to dawn at all recently.

 

Cybele: Unlike your earlier riffs on his repetition, this attempt was completely out of line.

 

Nemesis: Translation- “you suck”.

 

Goliath leaned down, pressed his lips to hers, Goliath broke the kiss, Elisa smiled at her, "I shall see you tomorrow night Elisa," Goliath smiled to Elisa, released his grasp on her, he uncaped his wings, leapt up to the top parapet,

 

Cybele: Damn, Goliath leapt from the courtyard all the way up to his typical roost? I see Xanatos must be tainting the gargoyle’s food with steroids again. The bastard…

 

Fire flashed a smirk at Elisa, as if challenging her, Fire followed Goliath up to the top parapet,Goliath turned his head, a starteled expression crossed his face when he saw Fire was standing next to him, Fire purred and reached up, wrapping her arms around Goliath's neck suddenly, she pressed her lips to his.

 

Vas: What?!

 

Nemesis: *cocks her head to one side* hmmm…I believe they’re…why yes, they ARE kissing! See, Vas, kissing is a custom in which too people press their lips together. Understand now?

 

Cybele (as Vas) : OOOH. Now I get it!

 

Demona: Settle down Hun ain't too much of the story left.

Sean: Wasn't mu-(is whapped by Akira) OW!

Akira: No author flames!

 

Nemesis: Eh?

 

Lynati: PProbably was going to be “wasn’t much to begin with”.

 

Nemesis: Ah.

Nemesis: …waaaaait. Did Demona just say “hun?”

 

Lynati: *winces* Yes. And I think she said it before, too.

 

When the sun rose, they both were turned to stone, Fire's lips still upon Goliath's, Elisa felt tears threatening to slide down her face, Elisa raised her head to look at the new female and narrowed her eyes,her feelings for the female were now cold, hard anger,

 

"How dare this female bitch glide in one day and try to steal the Gargoyle I love,like HELL!!"

 

Cybele: …just how much DO you love Hell?

 

Nemesis:  On a random note, right now I wish I was having heaps of wild animalistic sex.

 

Sean: (looks at Demona) isn't that the same way you felt about Elisa?

Demona: (nods)

 

Lynati: *turns green* sounds like a Mooncat fic.

 

Nemesis: And what’s wrong with Moonkitty’s fics?? Personally I happen to adore her writing.  (turns back to Vas) Anyway, Goliath and Elisa’s infatuation didn’t come to Demona’s attention until AFTER she tried to decorate the castle with his internal organs. You know, by using a bazooka. Awakenings part 5? Remember…?

 

Celine:-- And I also feel the same way about Krystal.

 

Cybele: Heh. Gives a new meaning to “keep your friends close, but your enemies closer”, doesn’t it?

 

Elisa growled. Elisa walked downstairs and ran into Owen,

Owen stepped back "Pardon me Mrs. Maza".

 

Akira: Okay so in Goliath's 116's Universe

 

Nemesis: Goliath has 116 universes? Hey, Lynati, finally someone with a higher count than you!

 

Elisa and Goliath are already married?

Sean: (shurgs) Dunno, I just work here.

 

Lynati: You work in Goliath116’s universe? Freaky.

 

"Owen, I need to borrow your phone" Owen raised an eyebrow, reached into his pocket, handed Elisa his cell phone. Elisa took it from his hands "Thank you" Owen gave a curtly nod, Elisa dialed the station, Matt picked up

 

"Hello New York Police Department

 

Nemesis: Goodbye Madison Square Garden...

 

, Matt Bluestone speaking"

 

"Matt it's Elisa, listen, I need you to tell the Captian, I am taking the day off"

 

Matt interupted "Is anything wrong Elisa??"

 

Lynati: (As Elisa, embarrassed): remember that little explosive flatulence problem I mentioned when we were first partnered up?

 

"No Matt, everything's fine"

 

Elisa heard Matt sigh "Alright Partner, I'll give her the message"

 

Vas: Um, shouldn't Elisa call Chavez or tell her personally that she's taking a day off?

 

Cybele: No.

 

Sean: That's the power of Fanfic Elisa.

 

Nemesis: You guys do know your attempt at MiSTing is on life-support, don’t you?

 

Demona: Well someone should pull the plug.

 

All: *nod in agreement*

 

Elisa smiled over the phone "Thanks Matt, see you later" Elisa turned off the cell phone, handed it back to Owen. Owne placed it in the pocket of his coat.

 

Nemesis: Was all of that really necessary to write out?

 

Elisa raised her head to look at Owen, "Owen, would you mind if I stayed the day and sleep in one of the Castle's spare bedrooms?" Owen again raised an eyebrow "I do not think that would be a problem Mrs.Maza , Owen led her to a small bedroom, Elisa smiled, walked to the bed, she turned back to Owen.

 

Cybele (as Elisa): While you’re here, how about a game of hide the salami, Mr. tall, pale, and studly?

 

"Would it be possible to wake me up before Goliath and the Clan awoke?" Owne nodded, stepped out of the bedroom, closing the door behind him,

 

Vas: What the hell is this?! Why is this Universe is Owen is so submissive to Elisa's demands and why would Elisa be staying in Xanatos castle?

Sean: There are a lot of plot holes in this Fic Vas.

Celine: Big enough to drive a Mack truck through.

 

Lynati: … Nooooo. The gargoyles live at the castle. Elisa does not like Xanatos, but wants to stay near Goliath, hence her spending the day there. Owen is acting as he always acts with Xanatos’s allies; civil and well-mannered. He is a servant, after all. He doesn’t want Elisa wandering off on her own, so he shows her to the room. Recall, even after Xanatos was arrested by her for the stolen weapons, Owen was still perfectly polite to her, showing her up to the roof “to see her friends”. Elisa was not demanding; she asked him- “would you mind” and “would it be possible”- politely to do a favor for her. There is no plot hole here, if one simply takes the assumption that Owen has been ordered to see to it that the castle guests are comfortable. If it was not possible, I am sure Owen would have told her so.

The ONLY plot hole I have read is not so much a hole as a lack of clarity, and that is on Fire’s originations. Who is she, where is she from, who captured her, and why. And that may be cleared up later in the fic.

There is plenty to make fun of in this fic without inventing things- unless of course you expect your reader’s intelligence to be lower than even yours, and laugh at the things you write without thinking about them. Which would make sense, as you clearly aren’t thinking when you are writing most of them.

 

Elisa took off her jacket, climbed into the bed and was asleep before her head hit the pillow.

 

Vas: Wouldn't that hurt?

 

Nemesis: Pillows are soft. If her head hit the headboard, that might have hurt. And if she were asleep, then whatever pain a pillow would have caused would not have even been felt.

 

Demona: (shurgs)

 

Cybele: Ahh, the shurg. The newest style dance move, made popular by the denizens of the Psychadelic Chihuahua.

 

Lynati: Ever since I read an Invsi fic, I can’t spell that word correctly on the first try.

 

 

Elisa opened her eyes, awoke with a start when she felt a hand gently shaking her awake, Elisa raised her head, Owen stood beside the bed

 

Akira: Um, Owen does the term “Video Voyer” mean anything to you?.

 

Lynati:  Hey, that’s the newest reality show on the Fox network, right?

 

Nemesis: Sorry Akira, not everyone is from *your* ficverse.

 

"Good evening Detective, it is five minutes until sunset, I trust you slept well?" Elisa stood and stretched "I had a nice nap Owen,

thank you. Owen nodded, Elisa grabbed her jacket with her left hand, pulled it on, she stepped past Owen, out the door, Elisa walked to the stairs and walked up to the Courtyard,

 

Sean: Is it me or did that last

 

Lynati: -Invsi Xavier fic-

 

paragraph

 

All: if only…

 

contain a lot of filler info?

Celine: You ain't the only one.

 

Nemesis: He isn’t the only one, what?

 

Lynati: I think he forgot to change the first sentence to “I think that…” or something similar. Or Celine’s line to “No, it’s not just you”.

 

 Elisa stepped to the railing,she looked out at the sun as it sunk beneath the clouds.

 

Cracks of Stone and Roars

 

Cybele: *wonders what a crack of roars sounds like*

 

filled the night, Elisa raised her head to Goliath, who had just emerged from his stone hibernation, Goliath had just woken up

 

Sean: Well that seems natur—Huh?

Vas: I tell you is the double meaning thing is going too far.

 

Cybele: It is possible that he came out of stone hibernation and remained unawake; ie, was unconscious. (Unlikely in this setting, but still possible.)

 

when he felt soft, warm lips upon his own, eagerly he kissed back, expecting it to be Elisa instead he found it was Fire who was kissing him.

 

Nemesis: Anyone suddenly reminded of that movie with the Orangutan?

 

Goliath broke the kiss,

 

Nemesis: CRUNCH!

 

Celine: (as Goliath) Ewww, Girl Cooties.*spits*

 

stepped back, he raised his head, looked into her eyes, he found nothing but intense passion for him in her eyes, Fire stepped closer to him, she raised her left hand, ran her talons

gently down his forearm muscles, she leaned forward, purred deeply

 

"Morning Sexy "

 

Cybele: Evening sultry, and mid-afternoon tends to be rather provocative...

 

Fire's warm breath teased her ear. Goliath stepped back further,

 

Sean: What is this is like Goliath afraid of girls now?

 

Lynati: *repeatedly bangs her head against the keyboard*  hjnuhjnuuhyjuyhj   Are you guys deliberately being dense, or are you really so stupid that you don’t understand why Goliath is trying to get away from Fire?

 

Demona: Could understand Hudson

 

Nemesis: -if his accent wasn’t so poorly written in these fics

 

and Goliath are good friends.

All: Ewww…

 

Nemesis (innocently) : What’s wrong with being good friends?

 

Akira: If Goliath doesn’t want fire I’ll take her!

Celine: You would.

 

Cybele: Wouldn’t you?

 

Lynati (as Celine):  *giant anime sweatdrop* Let’s talk about something else now…

 

lowered his head spotting Elisa in the courtyard, he uncapped his wings, glided down to the courtyard, Goliath walked to Elisa, gathered her up in his arms, hugged Elisa.

 

Fire gazed down to Goliath and Elisa, her eyes glowed with anger as her thoughts filled with jelously and hatred "How could he love a human??!!" she asked herself quietly. The idea repulsed her,

 

Celine: Hey, nothing wrong with being in love with human.

Akira: Yeah if you’re human doesn’t mind scratch marks and the sounds of inhuman moaning.

Sean: (looks at Akira) That it’s I’m goona put in a request to soundproof the bedroom.

 

Cybele: Well…at least they aren’t ranting about bisexuality too…

 

a smile appeared on Goliath's face as he looked at Elisa Goliath lowered Elisa to the ground,stepped to Hudson, suddenly Goliath heard a battle cry from above, Goliath raised his head and watched in horror as Katie

 

Sean: (blinks) Who the hell is Katie?

 

Lynati: Yeah, who the hell IS Katie?

 

leapt into the air, glided down, picked Elisa up by the front of her coat.

 

Fire's growled echoed into the night, her eyes burned red with hatred and jealousy,

 

Nemesis: *throws a bottle of Visine to Fire*

 

Elisa gasped, was struggleing against Fire's grip,Goliath's eyes flashed white with anger, he stepped forward, intent on

 

Demona:--getting himself a drink.

Sean:--getting another piece of pie?

 

All (as Aaron): I like pie…

 

stopping this, Goliath growled "What are you doing Fire??!!"

 

Nemesis: I can’t, the gun’s jammed!

 

Vas: Trying to Kill Elisa! Geez, no one in this fic respects Goliath for his brain.

 

All: We certainly don’t respect you for yours.

Lynati: See? You’ve gone and made them lose their respect for your author!

 

Sean: They didn’t respect him in the first place.

 

Lynati: This is true.

 

Fire hissed angrily, she raised Elisa higher in the night sky, "I want a meeting with you alone Goliath, I will call with the time and place"

 

Nemesis (as Goliath): but I’m so bad with names and dates and time…

 

Lynati (singing very softly) : but I’m big on faces- that is, except for mine…

 

Fire spread her wings, with her captive in tow, glided off into the night, the trio were about to leap after her, Goliath growled NO!! You will not persue her, the trio turned their faces to look at Goliath with a mixture of disbelief and anger on their faces.

 

Sean, Akira, and Vas: (imitates see no evil, hear no evil, and speak no evil)

 

Nemesis: *slowly slips Sasha out of its sheath and advances on them* heh heh heh…

 

"She said she wanted to see me alone, I do not want to risk Elisa's safety by defying Fire's orders,"

 

Goliath began pacing the Courtyard for an hour,

 

Celine: (as Goliath) Save Elisa or make myself a sandwich…Save Elisa or make myself a sandwhich….Argh it’s so hard to choose!

 

Lynati: Heh. I’d say, “make myself a sandwich”, but only because I’m writing this for my friends and they don’t like Elisa.

 

when the phone finally rang, Goliath rushed into the Castle

 

Nemesis: Hey Vas, what’s your favorite Pink Floyd album? Is it The-

 

Vas:--Wall.

 

Nemesis: I guess so.

 

and grabbed the phone

 

Akira: --And ripped the son bitch of the hinges

 

Lynati: “son bitch of the hinges” …is that anything like “Shen of the sea”?

 

making us learn that phone companies shouldn’t fuck with gargoyles.

 

Cybele: *massages her temples* Even when they insist on having their own phone-sex hotlines.

 

Lynati: Pele still trying to get you to work for her?

 

Cybele: Yes. Sometimes, I really hate my family…

 

"Hello"

 

All: Whazzup!

 

"Goliath!!" Elisa cried,

 

"Elisa!!" Goliath yelled into the phone, "Are you alright??!!??"

 

Cybele (as Elisa): Oww! Not so loud, there’s nothing wrong with my ears!

 

Nemesis: Yet. *starts humming “stuck in the middle with you”*

 

Elisa was about to respond when Fire's voice was heard in the background.

 

"Alright human, give me the phone!!" Fire's voice sounded from the

background, Elisa shouted "No!"

 

Celine: (as Elisa whining) It’s mine.

 

Goliath heard talonfalts approaching,

 

Lynati: Akira, I have an assignment for you. You must make your author a decent writer.

 

Akira: *grabs a sandwhich and munches) This is not going to be easy.

Sean: The hell’s Talonfalts?

 

Nemesis: Well, he always puts his elbows on the dinnertable, for one. And he’s NEVER on time, not even when it’s important.

 

Demona and Vas: (shurgs)

 

Lynati: Look, they’re doing a partner version of the shurg! That’s really difficult!

 

Cybele: Stop dancing and sit down. You’ve got a MiST to finish! Then again…dance, guys, dance!

 

he heard a struggle for the phone and suddenly, he heard a slap Elisa cried out in pain, something hit the wall with a loud thud.

 

"Elisa,Elisa!!"

 

Nemesis: Probably.

 

Goliath cried into the phone, someone picked up the phone

 

"Elisa!!" Goliath cried out again, a soft laugh answered his frantic plea's, a soft purr regulated from the phone, "Hello my love" Fire responded softly.

 

"What have you done with Elisa??!!" Goliath shouted, Fire laughed,

 

"She would not listen to my orders so I had to teach her a lesson,"

 

Cybele: In calculus! That’ll learn her!

 

Lynati: I can think of few worse punishments than calculus.

 

Goliath growled, "What do you want Fire??" Fire chuckeled softly and purred deeply into the phone,

 

Vas: (gets out his Shotgun and kills the cat in the fic)

 

All: *stare*

 

Lynati: Eeew!! Put that away! *covers her eyes*

 

Cybele: What a horrible way for a cat to go…so euphemistically…

 

Damn Felines are everywhere.

 

 "Why Goliath, what a silly question... I want you."

 

Sean: (as Fire) –To pick up my laundry.

 

"Why?

 

Lynati (as Fire) : I’ve got a meeting at five, and I have to get the kids from soccer at 4:30, and I need my red power-suit to be at the house, ready to change into, when I get home.

 

why do you want me so badly??" Fire increased her purr even deeper, "Because you are a prize to any female Gargoyle, Fire voice hissed into the phone, "Yet you waste your time with that pathetic human!!"

 

Lynati: *hurt look* You know, I started out my life as a human.

 

Cybele: Umm, Lynati? You still ARE a human.

 

Lynati: ...shhhh...

 

Her voiced calmed down, "Meet me at the abandoned warehouse where I took you to heal your injuries..and Goliath??"

 

"Yes??" Goliath responded,

 

Fire purred seductivley into the phone, "I always get what I want, see you soon handsome" with that Fire hung up the phone.

 

Nemesis: Do you suppose Fire is related to Ventura?

 

Goliath stepped up the stairs of the courtyard, he raised his head to the clan who were awaiting his orders "I am going to meet Fire and save Elisa," Brooklyn stepped forward

 

"We are here if you need us Goliath",

 

Cybele (as Hoggle) : Yes, should you need us...

 

Nemesis (as Sir Didymus): …for any reason at all…

 

Sean: (as Brooklyn) --To do absolutely nothing.

 

Lynati: *wiping at her eye* You guys suck at this.

 

Demona: Hasn’t stopped them before.

 

Lynati: Dear gods, they’ve done MiSTs before?

 

Goliath nodded, stepped to the edge of the balconey,

 

Nemesis: I’m not sure that knowledge is bad enough to warrant THAT kind of action. Just don’t ever READ any of them.

 

uncaped his wings, leapt into the night air" Goliath glided through the air as fast as his wings would carry him, he reached the warehouse within ten minutes, he caped his wings,landed on the roof, there was Fire waiting for him with a smile on her face.

 

Goliath glared at Fire "Where is Elisa??" Fire smirked, "Follow me" she pushed open a door and made her way down to the second floor, Goliath walked right behind her, they entered a large room that used to be a storage area.

 

Lynati *nods* Yeah, most warehouses have some room for storing wares…

 

Goliath spotted a figure lying in the shadows,

 

"Elisa??" Goliath whispered, Goliath stepped forward and felt his eyes

 

Nemesis: You ever wish that the computer containing all of Invsi’s writings would

 

Sean:--explode.

Nemesis: I was going to say “disappear forever”, but I like your idea better.

 

widen as the old lights of the warehouse came on and illuminated the room with a soft glow. Right in front of him, Elisa sat on the ground rolled up in a tight ball, trying to keep warm, Goliath's eyes went wide as he saw why she was trying to keep warm, Elisa was completley naked.

 

Akira: Wow!

Sean: Settle down!

 

Goliath was unable to tear his eyes away from her, "She is absolutley stunning" Goliath thought,

 

Elisa raised her head, met Goliath's eyes, quickly blushed bright red.

 

Demona: You were just kidnapped and stripped of your clothing by another gargoyle. Now is not the time to be modest or embarassed.

 

Lynati: What the hell are you talking about, that is the most likely time anyone would feel both!

 

 From behind Goliath something moved, a tearing of fabric echoed throughout the abandoned factory, Goliath turned and stared, Fire had ripped her loincloth and haltertop from her body, was standing naked in the Moonlight.

 

Nemesis: Mummy and Daddy were sleeping in the moonlight...

 

Fire stepped forward, stood next to Elisa she faced Goliath and purred deeply, "Goliath?" Goliath lifted his head, looked at Fire,

 

"You must choose one of us, who do you love better?"

 

All (as Goliath): Elisa, duh.

 

Lynati: ...

Lynati: Okay, fine! Yeesh. Ahem: “proving yet again Goliath’s crappy choices when it comes to Elisa vs. an insanely attractive, highly-volatile gargoyle female.”

 

 Fire stepped up to Goliath and pushed her naked body against his gently, her talons roamed over his wings, down his tail, over the front of his loincloth, she raised her head, looked into his eyes.

 

Akira: (as Goliath) Couldn’t I have both of you?

Demona: This isn’t a Donald E. Flemming Fic.

Akira: Aw….

Celine: That’s it Akira no more D.E.F fics for you.

 

Goliath groaned softly, he lifted his eyes, looked at Elisa, Goliath gently pushed Fire aside, he walked to Elisa, hugged her , Fire let out a scream of rage and leapt towards Goliath, Goliath pushed Elisa out of the way and sidestepped Fire's lunge he slashed out with his tail, tripping her with his tail, Fire spread her wings, tripped over a rotted board and fell through a glass window and felt five stories to the ground.

 

Goliath's eyes went wide, he saw Fire smash through the glass window, he stepped to Elisa, "I need to go check on her Elisa, I will be back"

 

Lynati: ...You know, James Joyce wrote in the “run-on sentence” style and got awards for it...having remembered that, I suddenly feel the need to cease commentary on the lack of certain types of punctuation.

 

Cybele: I thought you hated James Joyce’s work?

 

Lynati: I do, but it’s still an accepted literary style.

 

Elisa nodded, Goliath went to check on Fire, he walked to the broken window, uncaped his wings, leapst down to the ground where Fire lay in a pool of blood, a large shard of glass has embedded itself through her chest, Goliath knelt down beside her. Fire slowly opened her eyes, raised her head to look at him, her tears flowed freely down them, Fire opened her mouth to speak and a drop of blood appeared on her lips, she gasped in pain as a tremor of pain shook her body, she lifted her head and spoke softly in Goliath's ear, "Goliath, before I die, I have one request." A tremor of pain shook her body, "I want you to kiss me willingly," Goliath nodded, he bent down, pressed his lips firmly against her and kissed her deeply, Fire felt dizzy with pleasure at his

kiss, she pressed her body to his, careful not to push the glass deeper into her body.

 

Demona: How could she push the glass deeper? How big is this glass? This story dosen’t make any sense in some way.

 

Lynati: Howza? Wha--??  Every reactions has an equal and opposite reaction?!?! Pushing on glass imbedded in skin will make it sink deeper into the skin?!?! What does it matter what size the piece is, the laws of physics aren’t diminished whether the broken piece of glass is 2 inches long or twenty?!?!?!

*starts hyperventilating*        *gets back under control*     *suddenly stands up*

I feel a song coming on …

 

(an impromptu filk of Ani Difranco’s “Letter to a John”) 

 

“Don't ask me why I'm crying
it should be obvious what’s wrong
Your riffs are poor enough
To make me sing a song
I want to prove to you you’re shitty
I think it's only right
but I have been paying for it
all of tonight
 
I'm gonna shred this mist your own sake
I'm gonna make fun of every wrong you make
I'm gonna expose you for a dumb-ass fake
and then I’ll run away...
 
we barely have time to react to this fic 
before your crew converse
and I don't think I'm better than you-
they’ve SHOWN that you’re worse
I won’t ask to be forgiven
Some writers just don’t have the yen
and I don't blame it all on you
but I don’t think we can be friends
 
I'm gonna poke at each mistake
I'm gonna laugh until my sides ache  
I'm gonna screw with your prose and make
this mist fun-naaaaay…

 

it was eleven am 
when I started this- It’s sad-
and it took something from me;
the last sanity I had
so don't tell me about decency
don't tell me about pride
because you are worse than who you’re misting
and your attempts have made me cry
 
i'm gonna scream until I shake 
i'm gonna boil my eyes in water from a lake
and then I’ll  go read Everything Jake
to try to clean my brain…”
 
*collapses back onto futon, hands pressed over her eyes*

 

The kiss ended she released Goliath, she lowered herself downcarefully with a smile on her face, Goliath smiled down at Fire. Fire glanced up at Goliath, "Elisa is a lucky female to have you for a friend Goliath"Goliath smiled,

 

"I consider you a friend now Fire."

 

Nemesis: Sure, now that’s she’s dying an no longer poses a threat…

 

Fire smiled and closed her eyes, her heartbeat stopped,

 

Sean: But, not before the sun rose freezing them all in stone sleep. A happy ending thanks to the super sun.

All: Hooray!

 

Nemesis: Happy endings are for wussies.

 

Lynati: What’s wrong, you guys can’t handle a little blood and death? 

 

she died with a happy smile on her face, Goliath spread his wings,leapt into the air, landed back in the warehouse, Goliath stepped to Elisa, wrapped his wings around her, they stayed like that for a few minutes, Goliath lowered Elisa to the ground, Goliath found Elisa's clothes bunched up in a corner, handed them to her. Goliath walked to the window, uncaped his wings, leapt down to where Fire's body rested, he picked her body up, Goliath walked to an suitable place, buried Fire's body while Elisa got dressed, when he was done,

 

Cybele: He collapsed due to heart failure.

 

 Goliath stood, and said a brief Scottish prayer, Goliath walked back to the warehouse enterance, Elisa was waiting for him, fully clothed with a small smile on her face, Goliath smiled, picked Elisa up in his arms, kisses Elisa gently on the

 

Cybele:*giggles*

 

lips.

 

Cybele: oh, you’re no fun...

 

Sean: (as Goliath) So…you wanna screw?

Celine: (is about to answer)

Akira: Too late the fic is over.

 

 Elisa kissed him back gently,

 

Cybele: *Glances at Elisa and Goliath kissing in the fic again* looks like you’re wrong, boy.

 

Goliath smiled down at Elisa, he spread

 

Nemesis: -her legs

 

his wings, glided out into the dark night sky, with his love in hisarms.

 

Lynati (as Tom Lehrer): at your command, before you here I stand, my heart is in my hand…euugh…

 

 This is my 9th fanfic piece, please let me know what you think,

 

Cybele: NOW the fic is over. 

 

All: (blinks) You don't want to know what we think trust us.

 

All: I think it’s a little late for that, guys. I believe our opinions have already been clearly defined over the last…umm…

 

Serpiente’s Voice: Say it Damn it!

 

Lynati: Give me a second, I’m checking! Ahem. “…over the last fourty-eight pages.”  *sniffs*  Impatient jack-ass.

 

Sean: (sighs) it was a nice story the Fire character seemed interesting. I would of like to see competition between Elisa and Goliath.

 

Cybele: What, for Fire? But…Elisa’s not a lesbian!

 

Celine: The story could have bit more longer and detailed.

 

Lynati: *closes her eyes and counts back from ten* I think this was a decent length for a short fic, but you put way too much detail in. It’s alright to leave some things up to the audience, and people aren’t going to be confused by how Goliath can fly if you didn’t mention him uncapping his wings before every take-off.

 

Vas: A few more periods wouldn’t hurt.

 

Lynati; But not placed randomly throughout the fic, like Invsi is given to doing. Some of the commas need to be removed, and replaced with periods.

 

Demona: I for one agree with Celine it was a great story…I just wish Goliath 116 could have done more.

(Smiles) Who knows Fire could have become Demona’s Assistant.

 

All:  *the “my god you people are truly amoebic in intelligence” stare*

 

Lynati: Goliath 116 has better sense than to do THAT.

 

Akira: Great Story 116 Too bad you can’t write anymore.

 

Nemesis: Too bad YOU still can, Invsi.

 

Please feel free to E-Mail me at Goliath116@aol.com

 

Lynati: I will, to let you know how the picture turns out.

 

Demona: Well, now I know to send my COM viruses too.

Vas: De!

 

All: *glare* When MiSTing, insults are permissible. Threatening bodily harm or extreme death to the author are permissible, because people will know that you to not mean it to be taken seriously. (Or, they should know.)

But you do NOT JOKE about seriously fucking with someone’s computer. EVER.

 

Part 2 of the mist coming up soon stay tuned.

 

Lynati: Dude, you just finished the fic. There is no “part two”- what you are doing is starting a new MiST.

 

Same Mist time….same Mist site….

 

Cybele: you mean Jade Griffon and Beedoo’s place?

 

NOW FOR THE RIFF OF THE DAY!

 

"T'was not a problem, Gargoyles Protect"

 

Sean: --There cookies.

 

Nemesis: where?? All this MiSTing has made me hungry.

 

Cybele: I think that should have been the “proof that the funniest part of Invsi’s MiST is that he can’t spell properly, thus making the fact that he is even doing MiSTs awfully ironic” of the day.

 

"Yeah, something is fucking wrong.

 

All: -with your fics.

 

But for once in my fucking life, I'd like to keep it to myself!"

 

Nemesis: and we wish you WOULD keep them to yourself, for once.

 

KEEP CIRCULATING THE FANFICS

 

Lynati: What, you mean find someone to MiST my MiSTed version of your MiST? Huh…